I'll bet you were wondering what you'd find on this post.
The simple answer was an old joke my Dad used to tell when my Mom was a waitress (and yes, i know how unbelievable this sounds) my Dad was a travelling salesman.
He was always doing things to get her attention so when she'd ask "what do you want to eat?" he'd say "Honeymoon Salad" and when she asked "what is that" he'd reply "lettuce alone" (let us alone).
He used to crush the napkins into the shape of a horse and leave them for her (often in place of a tip)
She must have enjoyed his sense of humor because he kept telling that joke and they were married for over 60 years.
I guess that makes me the punch line.
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